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I Have This Thing
About seat belts. As in, I believe in them. A lot. They have saved, not only separately and singly, but together and in entirely dif... read more
A Very Bad Idea X Infinite Sqared
to the Power of Infinite Or, as I prefer to call it: Don't Do as I Say, Do as I... whoops, I guess that's not a very good idea either. Basically, i... read more
Really?
"I've decided that I'm not going to be funny tonight."GW Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner. (2007)one can only hope...... read more
Has Anyone See This Yet?
FX's NEW SERIES: THE RICHES Go ahead, press the little enter sign on the ski mask... DO IT! You'll be happy you did. Seriously, As I said... read more
Countrified
DUBYA: So what state is Wales in? CHURCH: Its a separate country next to England. DUBYA: Oh, okay.- George W. Bush October 30, 2001 Exchange between D... read more
Reporters Are Stupid
Yes. They are. They could not write a complete report filled with the information you would like to know about a situation to save their s... read more
The Latest Calamity
It's been a long time since I've entertained you with a tail straight from the land of Syd and I know you've probably been missing my shenanigans so w... read more
Sorry, I Can't Help Myself
"I look forward to seeing [Tony Blair] at Chequers. And we sat next to each other at my first EU (European Union) luncheon --- NATO luncheon --- anywa... read more
What?!
"The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens -- she calls me, 'George W.' -- 'George W.'... read more
It's So Great!
Eddie Izzard on tv every week AND in a show about Irish Travelers. Way too cool. Most people don't even know about the Travelers and I obsessively s... read more
